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02-27-2008, 02:46 PM
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SWEET HYDERABADI Deccani LANGUAGE
Hyderabadi Deccani
NO HARD FEELINGS PLEASE... Some of the non-Hyderabadis became confident that they can understand Hyderabadi Urdu and challenged a typical hyderabadi to come up with a sentence which they cannot interpret it. So this individual asked them to give the meaning of the following: "Pottay kavelu pe bandey bhirka bhirka ke satrol kardiye" Pottay= Ladkay, boys Bandey=Pathar, Stones Kavelu=Roof tiles Satrol=Kharab, barbaad Bhirka=Throw ... phaink phaink k The non-Hyderabadis were clueless I want to share a similar incident with you all, which took place in North America. A typical Hyderabadi had invited some Pakistani and Indian families at his house. He has purchased some land at banjara hills recently. He had already started land filling work. This is what he said in front of all his guests... "Miya, addey pey sey waddaron ku aur waddarniyon ku, gumpey-guttey pey baat karkey ganateo'n ku ludka ludka key khaddey ki bharat karwaya, Ittey kaam say-ich apni hawa tight hogaee" When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right and wrong: "Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra" When somebody tries to be over smart: "hushshari kar ra saala" When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehicle and starts giving him direction "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hain, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hain, usme chautha makaan hain right ko. Peele color ki gate hai dekho" Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of : "Cheetewale mauz, 6 rupiye dazan" When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of the mohalla "Kya re es-school nahin jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku" Behind many autos "Maa ki dua" Standard Bargaining "Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra choudh te kya. 4 rupie hote. 2 detiyu, chalte to bolo . Kya Qala itne kam bolrai aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do. Accha chalo" Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel: "Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke dimaaga kharab ho gaye Abdul Bhai. Potton to subah sham cricket hain, pottiyon ko subah sham tv, gaana bajana bas yahi hain dekho. Sahin bolrain Khader Bhai, in logon ka kya hota ki aage, choto badon ki tameez hi nahin hain yeh laundon main. Apne bachpane main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair nahin jaate the apan loga". When they are having this discussion a small 6 year kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father. While passing by this group he is singing a chalu song outloud "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se na honge jawan. Bura wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge jawan re jawan -----". Imagine the faces of the oldies Friends going to movie: Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaa ja ra re tip top hoke. Abdul: Filim ku ja rau, chalta kya. Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhad hoon. Abdul: Kare na pinde ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun diyo bole. Tu Chal, mere paas maal hain. Kaleem: Happily accha kaunsa dekhenge Abdul: Arre Coolie aayi re Yakut main. Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate. Abdul: Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha pankhe chalu karrain kate interval ke baad" You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this. Saving from Mandi ka Sauda." 8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup ki bandi by his friend khader far away from his home. Khader: dekh rao Abdul dekh rao tereku Abdul: Arre tu idhar kahan se aaya re Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha bolke Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere paira padh tau Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata kya nahin. Abdul: Bandi wale isku 2 gacchup dalo. Khader: Kahan se aaye re tere paas itne paise Abdul: Aaj mandi gaya tha baap sauda laane. Khader: Kitne maara. Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj. Khader: Arre kya b olo woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi aana tha ghar ku." After Moli Sahab giving lecture on not going to dargah: "Ammi aaj moli sahab bole darga ku nahin jaana kate. Chhup re potte. Moli Sahab ku kuch bhi nahin malum. Unhon wahabde ho gaye kya" Women watching movie and azaan goes on. Everyone while watching covers their heads with their duppattas. Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams "Abse nahin kartau Pappa, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro. " Father gives him a sound thrashing and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne likhne ka shaukh hi nahin hain, bas awara gardi hona. Inhe aage jaake rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examon main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun". By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the time and then when kid passes and the kids mother or grand mother scold the father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat par padh letain magar tumko bas bechare bacche ku marna zaroori hain" then, even though the father is happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to nahin dekhri thi". When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a girl and that Mohalle ke pahelwan catch him up "Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hain baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap. Romeo: Nahin bhai aise hi jaa raha tha. Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rai baba, kayku karrai yeh harkataan. Romeo: Main kya kara bhai. Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka karra saale. Pehchanta nai main kaun hoon. Yehi cheer detau tereku Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya karra. Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yahan se fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamne. Agar ab ki baar mahalle main dikha to yainch teri khabar khod detau" 
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06-03-2008, 01:26 PM
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Very true :)
Out of all the lines ...this statement reminds me my childhood...
HA HA HA............ Father gives him a sound thrashing and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne likhne ka shaukh hi nahin hain, bas awara gardi hona. Inhe aage jaake rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examon main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun". By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine I KNOW THAT ALIYAN....... REGARDS, ASZ
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06-04-2008, 09:45 PM
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